thoughts of the night
today has not been a good day. not for myself actually, but generally. (my poor female 15 yr old cousin who's got a learning disability got beaten up by her school-mates) i'm not very good at consoling people, so when people are upset about things, (and i know the world is fucked up and all), there isn't actually very much i can say to make them feel better.i played quite nice pool today - played a brilliant shot on the black on my last game before i left the joint. i won 4/5 games. the opponent wanted to play some more, but it was time to go home. and its a damn good decision.
so the girl who works there (obviously very dyke) thinks that Aragorn is a wuss. she says he's "girley" and all and not "bonkable". excuse me?! Aragorn is not bonkable?! she'd rather bonk Sam. Aragorn is too "sensitive" for her. in her own words, if it was Aragorn, "i'd rather go for a girl." if that was her preference, she should just have said so in the first place, instead of engaging me in a conversation of why Aragorn is not "bonkable".
in any case, Aragorn is still a million times better than Legolas. so shoot me.
posted by 儒 @ 16:40
3 Comments:
Wait a minute - so this person is in effect saying that she'd rather bonk Sam than Aragorn, because Aragorn is too girly?!
Has she seen Sam and Frodo together? Talk about girly ...
... and why does no one ever want to bonk Boromir?! - possibly the least gay of the fellowship (saved by dying early, I say, even though there was that shuddering "my captain" speech)
oh actually, she did say that she'd rather bonk Boromir than Aragorn, so :-) in fact, i think Boromir more so than Sam.
Did this chick watch the same movies as the rest of us? Because Aragorn was way more manly than anyone in the Fellowship (or the bad guys too).
I'd take Aragorn, dirt and all :)
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