Muahahahahahahaha!!!
the pool player is back!one particularly memorable scenario:
me: "what do i get if i win?"
opponent: "whatever you want."
me: "really?"
opponent: "yah."
(opponent sets up table)
opponent: "so what are the stakes?"
me: "still thinking, but since you said "whatever [i] want", doesn't really matter right?"
(opponent smiling, i sense the nervousness)
we play. opponent fucks up on ball before black - cos he was smiling too much, and i put the rest of my balls down and win the game!!!
me: i will hold you to your word.
and i win more games!
special mention - 2 fucking fucked up annoying fucking girls with fucking boobs spilling out of their fucking tank tops - they fucking annoyed me so fucking much i think i was concentrating so fucking hard (hence winning more games) just so that i won't fucking kill them with my fucking amazing flying side-kick.
p.s. excuse the excessive use of the word "fucking". i could really have killed them instead of playing such fucking good pool.
posted by 儒 @ 19:22
1 Comments:
Methinks your usage of invective adjectives was justified!
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